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2009/10/30

测谎与反测谎

一篇有关测谎面试经历的记叙。里面形容测谎过程为psychological rape。让我想起来有人形容追求完美模型的想法为analytical masturbation,都是龌龊但是传神的比喻。文章写了很冷很搞笑,读一读~

http://antipolygraph.org/statements/statement-015.shtml


2009/9/28

My Only Complaint is the Carrots, They’re Intimidating

Post from http://www.topcultured.com

Anybody who’s ever
worked in the food services industry, or any industry for that matter, has probably come across some odd complaints. However, the one Sarah from a Whole Foods in Boston received might just take the cake for weirdest complaint hidden in a compliment ever.

Original complaint:
"Love this whole food, best in Boston ever. However, the carrots are too pointy and long. It's intimidating. Can you shorten them and make them less scary?"

Customer service reply:
"Thank you for the compliment. Everyone here at River Street works hard to make this best whole foods market in the area. As for carrots, please consider buying the short rounded baby carrots in the case at the front of the store. Perhaps you will find them less threatening -- Sara"





2009/5/2

真性情狂可爱

  • 不论今年之后战况如何,现在先跟姚明共同欢庆踏破火箭12年季后首轮咒。
  • 马刺出局,之后比赛的观赏性比较乐观。
  • 芝加哥与波士顿这两队的系列赛忒豪迈了,商业价值巨高。估计大卫斯特恩笑放开到和姚明差不多,就是没有照片,有照片也不会有姚明真性情。
 

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